Minutiae

Elaine: I'm sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.

Puddy: Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.

Elaine: Well, that is really mature.

Puddy: Oh yeah? So are you.

Elaine: Huh?

Puddy: You’re the grease monkey.

Elaine: Uh...that doesn't make any sense. I'm leaving.

(Seinfeld, 9:11, 'The Dealership')

Jerry: What happened to my stereo ? It's all smashed up!

Kramer: That's right. Now it looks like it was broken during shipping and I insured it for $400.

Jerry: But you were supposed to get me a refund!

Kramer: You can't get a refund - your warranty expired two years ago!

Jerry: So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo now?

Kramer: It's a write off for them.

Jerry: How is it a write off?

Kramer: They just write it off.

Jerry: Write it off what?

Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies they write off everything!

Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is.

Kramer: Do you?

Jerry: No! I don't!

Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.

Jerry : I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back.

(Seinfeld, 8:5, 'The Package')

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Had my last-ever BCL tutorial today. I'd get senti if there wasn't the small matter of exams in thirteen days.